See I got above the Grade Point Average but they wasn’t hiring
And Martha didn’t get it & Dolores didn’t get it
So we filled in the Panther form, paid the subs and look at this!
Mama don’t like the chain belt around my waist
But I like it, it’s a reminder where we been from
Where, without this, we could return to
And I got no problem looking right at you, I could be looking
At any old flea chasing mongrel. I still got my nails, still wearing
My Maybelline, still got a sweet ring from Emory on my finger
And this hair was picked to perfection this morning:
In my dream, I couldn’t find my coat
I walked back along all the streets we’d been.
Charles Aznavour showed up, ready to croak
I said va t’enculer Chaz, go gargle Listerine
or at least look. We searched street after street
People sat and laughed at us. The road was awash
with puppies, some of which became my feet.
I gave up, sat, Chaz got going with his lyrical cosh.
Then not only you roll up in this ridiculous pink Allegro.
You step out, wearing my coat. Damn. You wear it well well.